How To UnForget
me: Congratulations.
Sobby: For what?
me: For not saying hey-hi-hi-hey for the past week and then disappearing into thin air.
Sobby: Oh well, I've been busy.
me: Really, with what?
Sobby: You know, stuff.
me: What stuff?
Sobby: Assignments and work.
me: What assignments? they didn't demote you at work, did they? Send you back to school?
(Sobby is typing)
me: Oh wait, I remember, you're doing your MBA course right? I forgot you'd joined that weekend course.
(Sobby finishes typing)
Sobby: I'm doing my PGDBM in Josephs.
me: It is most unfunny when I forget something, and then remember it the second I mention that I've forgotten it.
(Sobby disappears into thin air)